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[From the GCW Control Centre (Highlight style show like Sunday Night Heat)]

 

 

 

(Cameras open at the GCW Control Centre……..Oliver Klosov is standing by as the host…)

 

KLOSOV – Hello everyone and welcome to GCW BLAZE….I’m your host Oliver Klosov!!!  Well just two nights ago the first show back on television for GCW was a HUGE success scoring big in the overall ratings Saturday night.  The debut show called Totally Exposed scored a 5.5 rating in it’s time slot Saturday night and that’s good news for GCW as things can only get better from here on out!!  For everyone that tuned in Saturday night it was big…….the Mystery CEO of GCW announced a change to the World Title tournament and also talked about how displeased he is with the work GCW Commissioner Hugh Jazz is doing!!!  As of right now we still have no word on who exactly the new CEO of GCW is…….hopefully by this Saturday night we’ll have a better idea of who this person is.

 

Also on Saturday night…….we saw the Weazyl and Commissioner Jazz butt heads and the Weazyl ended up on the losing side as he was arrested during his match with Crannial Damage….costing the Weazyl a chance to be in the World Title tournament…..thus Crannial Damage moved on in his place!!!!  Saturday night proved just how important the GCW World title is to the superstars of GCW as we saw former friends Charter and Zeus possibly end that friendship as Charter made the gesture to shake Zeus’ hand and then sucker punched him…..this lead to a HUGE brawl which saw every wrestler that advanced in the qualifying matches end up in the ring in a brawl that didn’t even stop until after the show went off air!!!  Then after we thought we couldn’t see anything else……we had cameras down at the jail in Detroit and we saw former GCW World Champion and GCW Legend “The Mercenary” Shane Stevens bail the Weazyl out of jail. 

 

The world is in a frenzy trying to figure out what Shane Stevens is doing back on GCW TV……I mean is he back to play some kind of role in GCW or is he just around because he can be….or maybe to watch the Weazyl’s back??  We’re going to see if we can find out a little more later tonight as Hot Karl’s guest tonight on Hot Karl’s Korner will be none other than the Weazyl!!! We’ll see that interview later in the show!!! It’s time now to get to our featured matches of the evening……so let’s go to the ring where GCW play by play man Mike Hunt is standing by to call all the action!!!!

 

(Cameras go into the GCW Arena for tonight’s featured matches…….)

 

HUNT – We’ve got some good matches here tonight including a qualifying match for the World Title tournament as Westside Gangsta takes on Kincaid!!! Also in action we’ll see The Janitor go one on one with Crannial Damage!!!! Tonight in our main event of the evening we’ll see two men already in the World Title tournament go head to head in a HARDCORE MATCH…….it’s going to be Mista Niggs against Killa Coalzee!!!  It’s time now for our first match of the evening……

 

 

THE JANITOR vs. CRANNIAL DAMAGE

 

 

ANNOUNCER – The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit!! Now making his way to the ring…….from Chattanooga, TN…..weighing in at 305lbs.……THE JANITOR!!!!!  His opponent……accompanied to the ring by the Psychologist……..from Windsor, Ontario….weighing 200lbs…….CRANNIAL DAMAGE!!!!

 

HUNT – The Janitor jumps CD when he gets in the ring.  The Janitor is pounding on CD in the corner……he whips him to the far corner…….CD hits the turnbuckle hard and falls to the mat!!  The Janitor goes off the ropes…….Big elbow by the Janitor!!! The Janitor picks up CD…….big body slam by the Janitor….here’s a cover….1….2…NO….CD is out of that one!!! You’re not going to be CD with a body slam it’s going to take a lot more than that!!!  The Janitor whips CD to the ropes….he goes for a clothesline but misses…..CD spins him around and DDT’s the Janitor!!!! What a counter move by CD!!!  CD is going up top…….the Janitor is up…….CD off the top…..the Janitor catches him in mid air!!!! CD is punching the Janitor in the face……the Janitor can’t hold on to him…….CD kicks the Janitor below the belt!!!!  The Janitor is in a lot of pain folks!!!!  Crannial Damage is going up top again……..he flies off the top rope….OH he nailed the Janitor with a spinning heel kick off the top ropes……he goes for the cover…..1….2…..3!!!!!  Crannial Damage gets the win here on BLAZE!!!

 

ANNOUNCER – Here is your winner……CRANNIAL DAMAGE!!!!

 

HUNT – Crannial Damage needed the win here to go into Totally Exposed in Toronto on a roll…..we’ll see if he can take down a man we’re going to see later……Mista Niggs!!!!  Time for our next match on BLAZE…..it’s a GCW World Title Tournamant Qualifying match!!!!

 

 

WESTSIDE GANGSTA vs. KINCAID

 

 

ANNOUNCER – The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for the GCW World Title Tournament!!!! Now making his way to the ring…….from Inglewood, Califormia….weighing in at 305lbs……WESTSIDE GANGSTA!!!!!! His opponent…….from New York City…..weighing 270lbs……..KINCAID!!!!!!

 

HUNT – This is the debut of both these stars in GCW….and one of them is going to move on to the World Title tournament this Saturday!!!  Gangsta’s got the upperhand in the early going here as he’s got Kincaid down and he’s just laying into him with the boots!!! Gangsta pulls him to his feet…..OH what a chop……another chop……another one!!!! Gangsta whips him to the ropes…….big elbow to the face by Gangsta sends Kincaid crashing to the mat!!! Gangsta picks him up……OH MY a brainbuster by Gangsta….here’s a cover…1….2…NO!!! Kincaid kicks out!!!! I think the Westside Gangsta thought this one was over with that brainbuster!!! Gangsta throws Kincaid out to the floor……..now the Gangsta is out on the floor too!!! Gangsta goes to whip Kincaid into the safety rail but Kincaid reverses it sending Gangsta crasing in to the rail!!! Kincaid on the attack with a couple chops of his own!!!  He rolls Gangsta back in the ring……Kincaid goes up top…….Gangsta is on his feet…….OH Kincaid nails him with a flying clothesline off the top!!! Kincaid grabs Gangsta…..he’s going to try and powerbomb him…….OH MY he did it!!! Here’s the cover….1….2….NO!!! Gangsta got his foot on the rope!!!  Kincaid is upset with the referee!!!  Kincaid pulls Gangsta to his feet and whips him to the corner……he chases in after him but Gangsta moves and Kincaid crashes shoulder first into the ring post……Kincaid is hurt!!! The Gangsta off the ropes…….OH MY he nails Kincaid right in the chest with a flying head butt…..he calls that move the Ghetto and he knocked the wind out of Kincaid with it!!! Here’s the cover….1….2…3!!!! Westside Gangsta picks up the win and moves on to the World Title Tournament this Saturday on Totally Exposed!!!

 

ANNOUNCER – Here is your winner…….WESTSIDE GANGSTA!!!!

 

HUNT – Big win for the Westside Gangsta here on BLAZE!!! Now he has the shot just like 7 other men do at becoming the World Champion…..or the Intercontinental Champion!!!!  Next up we get a possible preview of a match we might get to see in the tournament as Killa Coalzee and Mista Niggs battle out next in our main event….in a HARDCORE MATCH!!!!

 

 

MISTA NIGGS vs. KILLA COALZEE

 

 

ANNOUNCER – The following contest is our Featured Match of the evening and is a Hardcore Match!!!! Now making his way to the ring……from Windsor, Ontario……weighing 245lbs…….he’s accompanied tonight by Sally Buttslutt…….here is KILLA COALZEE!!!!!  His opponent…….he hails from Jamaica, Queens…….he weighs 250lbs……..he is accompanied to the ring by Miss Nipps……..he is MISTA NIGGS!!!!!!

 

HUNT – Mista Niggs brought a garbage can full of weapons down to the ring with him!!!  Coalzee jumps Niggs as he gets in the ring………Coalzee slams Niggs to the mat!!! Coalzee is dumping out the garbage can Niggs brought…….Niggs is up….OH MY Coalzee just nailed him in the head with that garbage can!!!! Coalzee nails Niggs with the trash can a few more times while he’s down!!!  Coalzee is going out to the floor….he’s got a chair!!!  Coalzee’s in the ring with that chair……Niggs kicks Coalzee in the stomach and Coalzee drops the chair…….Niggs nails him with some punches and a few chops!!! Niggs whips him to the ropes……he grabs a broom…..OH MY he broke the broom over Coalzee!!!!!  Niggs has got a stop sign……..OH he drills Coalzee in the face with that stop sign!!!!  Look at the dent in that stop sign…..that’s gotta hurt!!!  Niggs is setting up the chair in the middle of the ring…..he’s got Coalzee……OH a running bulldog onto that steel chair!!!! What a move by Niggs!!!! Coalzee is out!!!! Niggs with the cover….1…..2…..NO!!!! Somehow Coalzee kicked out!!!! Sally Buttslutt is up on the ring apron…..she’s trying to get Niggs attention………she’s taking off her top!!!!  Mista Niggs is staring at Sally’s tits……now she’s lifting her skirt up…….she’s not wearing underwear folks!!!!!  Wait a minute…..here comes Miss Nipps around the ring……she grabs Sally and pulls her off the ring apron…..we’ve got a cat fight on the floor!!!! One of the women is already half naked…….and Sally just tore off Nipps shirt……it looks like a mud wrestling match at a strip club minus the mud of course!!!!  Coalzee attacks the distracted Mr. Niggs from behind sending him out to the floor!!!! Coalzee’s got a chair and is out on the floor with Niggs…..OH he nails him in the face with the chair…..Niggs is still on his feet….OH Coalzee nails him again…..and again!!!!  Coalzee has busted open Mr. Niggs forehead!!!! He rolls Niggs into the ring……Coalzee is getting a table!!!!  He takes the table into the ring and is setting it up in the corner!!!!  Coalzee has not Niggs and is going to try and powerbomb him through the table!!!!

 

(BIG JOHN LAVIA comes running down to the ring with a steel pipe in his hand…….)

 

HUNT – Mr. Niggs nails Coalzee with a low blow stopping the powerbomb attempt…….Big John tosses Mr. Niggs the steel pipe!!  OH MY…..Mr. Niggs just nailed Coalzee right between the eyes with that pipe…….Coalzee is busted wide open…….now both wrestlers are bleeding!!!  Mr. Niggs has got Coalzee……he’s going to try and get Coalzee up into his inverted Razor’s Edge finisher…….he’s got him up…….OH MY GOD……he just drove Coalzee straight through the table!!!!! I think he might of killed him!!!! Here’s the cover by Mista Niggs….1…..2….3!!!!!  Great match here on BLAZE……and Niggs picks up the win and goes into Totally Exposed on a high note……but will he be at 100% after this gruelling match with Killa Coalzee???

 

ANNOUNCER – Here is your winner…….MISTA NIGGS!!!!!

 

(Cameras go back to the GCW Control Centre…..where Oliver Klosov is once again standing by)

 

KLOSOV – What a great main event we just saw here on BLAZE!!!  Now it’s time for Hot Karl’s Korner……..with special guest the Weazyl……let’s go to that interview now!!!

 

(Cameras go to the set of Hot Karl’s Korner where Hot Karl is standing by with the Weazyl…)

 

HOT KARL – Welcome to Hot Karl’s Korner……I’m your host Hot Karl……and my special guest on the first ever Hot Karl’s corner….is the former 5-time World Champion……the Weazyl!!!  Welcome to the show Weazyl……..now let’s get down to business!!!! The first question I have for you is……

 

How do you feel about what Commissioner Hugh Jazz did to you on Totally Exposed??

 

WEAYZL – How in the hell do you think I feel??? I got fuckin’ screwed out of winning the World Title for the 6th time this Saturday.  I don’t know who this Commissioner thinks he is, but I’m the 5-time World Champ, I am GCW!!  Let’s just say he fucked with the wrong guy when he fucked with the Weazyl!! Next question asshole!!

 

Who do you think is going to win the World Title this week on Exposed???

 

WEAZYL – Who in the hell cares who wins the World Title, it’s not the Weazyl now is it?  Whoever wins will only of one because I wasn’t in the tournament because you know, I know, and the world knows that NO ONE is a greater GCW World Champion, than yours truly!!  If I had to pick someone, hmmm, I’m going to say…..how about Crannial Damage!! HAHAHA!! I mean he did get by the Weazyl, with the help of Hugh Jazz of course that son of a bitch!! My time is limited, one more question jackhole and then I’m out of here!!

 

What was Shane Stevens doing in Detroit Saturday Night?? Is he coming back to wrestling???

 

WEAZYL – Do I look like Shane Stevens to you? Why don’t you ask him what he was doing in Detroit on Saturday night!!  I mean fuck, is it against the law to want to be in Detroit? With all the scum and criminals in Detroit they should roll out the red carpet for Shane Stevens and myself, we’re bigger stars than Detroit could ever produce!!! Let’s just say Shane was in Detroit on business, I’m not going to tell you what business because it’s none of your damn business!!  All that really matters is I know what Shane Stevens is up to, no one else but me, and that’s the way it’s going to stay until he decides to shock the world yet again!!  I’ve had enough of your questions, I’m fuckin’ out of here!!

 

(The Weazyl stands up and storms off the set….)

 

HOT KARL – Well I guess it must be the wrong time of the month for him….what an attitude!!  Well I tried to get something out of him concerning Shane Stevens but it wasn’t happening…..I’m lucky he didn’t knock me out the way he was looking at me!!!  Well back to Oliver Klosov in the GCW Control Centre!!!

 

(Cameras go back to the GCW Control Centre)

 

KLOSOV – Well Hot Karl asked him the tough questions and like we all figured…..he didn’t get any answers out of the Weazyl!!! Apparantly the Weazyl is still a little bitter over what happened this past Saturday on Totally Exposed!!!  Well thanks for tuning in this week for GCW BLAZE…..we’re out of time folks….be sure to tune in this SATURDAY night for TOTALLY EXPOSED and the GCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT!!!!! See you next week here on GCW BLAZE!!!

 

(Cameras fade to the GCW Logo…..then to black)