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(LIVE Sunday March 17….From Buffalo, New York) (Cameras open LIVE in Buffalo,
New York……..the arena is SOLD OUT……fireworks and explosions go off to start
the show….) HUNT – Hello everyone and
welcome to Totally Exposed….we are LIVE here in Buffalo and tonight we’ve got
all three GCW singles titles on the line!!! Joining me tonight as always is
GCW Hall of Famer Hairy Assmaster!!! ASSMASTER – I can’t wait to see
the show tonight……a World Title CAGE Match……an IC title match…..and a BATTLE
ROYAL for the Can-Am Title!!!! What a fuckin’ night this is gonna be!!! (Cameras out in the parking
lot and the footage begins to play on the GCWtron. A limo pulls up out back…….the limo stops……the door opens and
out comes POLIX TROY holding the old GCW World Title……..he enters the building…….cameras
go back to the announce position…) HUNT – Polix Troy is in the
building!!!! The former GCW World Champ is here….LIVE in Buffalo!!!! ASSMASTER – What in the hell is
he doing here??? He’s not wrestling tonight!! He’s probably here to steal
some of the spotlight from the superstars in GCW like B.A.D.!!! HUNT – Well he’s here that’s
all we know…..we don’t know why he’s here but he’s here!! We’re ready to kick
things off here on Exposed with a 10 Man Battle Royal for the GCW Can-Am
Championship!!! 10 Man Battle
Royal for Can-Am Championship ANNOUNCER – The following
contest is a 10 man battle royal for the GCW Can Am Championship!! Here are
the participants for the battle royal…….THE VIBRATOR…. DEMON….. BIG JOHN
LAVIA…. SIKOPATH….. THE JANITOR…. CHARTER…. HATCHET MAN…. RAGIN’ ROACH….
WESTSIDE GANGSTA…. & KILLA COALZEE!!!! HUNT – This HUGE battle royal
is underway!!!! Big John and Sikopath are battling it out in the corner…….the
Janitor is getting worked over by Demon…….OH MY a superkick by Demon just
sent the Janitor over the top!!! ASSMASTER – HA HA!!! We’ve
already got someone eliminated….no surprise it was the Janitor!!! You gotta
go with the big men in a battle royal…….I’m thinking this nut Sikopath might
actually have the best shot at winning this match…….he doesn’t have to
wrestle…..just fight and throw people out of the ring….I think he can handle
that!!!! HUNT – Another man just
eliminated Hairy…….that was Sikopath who just clotheslined Killa Coalzee over
the top and out to the floor!!! Charter is the smallest guy in the ring and
right now he’s putting a number on Ragin’ Roach!!!! There’s so much action going on it’s hard to call!!!! OH MY Big
John Lavia just threw the Vibrator way over the top and out to the floor!!!!!
We’re down to 7!!!! Hatchet Man is trying to eliminate Westside
Gangsta…..he’s almost got him over…….here comes Ragin’ Roach and they both
throw out the Gangsta!!! Now Roach and Hatchet are fighting……Roach goes to
clothesline Hatchet….he ducks it…..OH big back body drop up over the top
eliminating Ragin’ Roach!!! ASSMASTER – Wait a
minute…..it’s the LOC DOGS!!!! They’re not even in this match!!!!!! They’re getting in the ring…….. HUNT – They’re met in the ring
by Sikopath and Lavia…….they throw them back out to the floor!!!! ASSMASTER – That’s hilarious….they’re
already gone!!!! Here comes the Weazyl!!! What’s he doing…….he’s yelling at
the Loc Dogs for their performance!!! HUNT – Weazyl just threw Silly
C & Whoompy D back in the ring!!! This time Demon and Hatchet Man throw
the Loc Dogs back out of the ring to the floor!!!! Charter is up on the top
rope…….he flies off……he’s nailed in mid-air by Sikopath!!!! Sikopath’s going to try and eliminate
Charter……..he’s almost got him out……from behind Big John Lavia nails
Sikopath…….OH both Sikopath and Charter go out over the top to the floor!!!!
Demon drop kicks Lavia in the back……..he’s gone!!!! It’s just Hatchet and
Demon left in the ring!!!! ASSMASTER – One of these guys
are gonna walk out of here the Can-Am Champ!!!! The guy I picked from the get
go Hatchet Man is still here!!!! Looks like I have a great shot at being
right….but then again I’m always right!! HUNT – What are u talking about
you picked Sikopath!!! ASSMASTER – Shut up and call
the match!!!! HUNT – Demon whips Hatchet to
the ropes……misses with the clothesline……Hatchet goes for a clothesline and
misses as well…….OH big double clothesline sends both men down to the mat!!!
They’re slow to get back to their feet….but Hatchet is up first…..he grabs
Demon…..he’s going for a powerbomb….he’s got him up…..he’s walking closer to
the ropes I think he’s going to powerbomb him out on the floor!!!! Wait a
minute Demon is getting out……he’s out of it…….OH he clotheslines Hatchet from
behind…….he flips over the top rope and out to the floor!!!! Demon has won
this thing….he’s the new Can-Am Champ!!! ANNOUNCER – Here is your
winner….and NEW GCW Can-Am Champion…….DEMON!!!!! HUNT – What a match to kick off
the show!!!! The newcomer Demon battled hard tonight in that ring and walks
out of Buffalo the new Can-Am Champ!!! ASSMASTER – See….I told you
Demon would win….I’m NEVER wrong….NEVER!!!! HUNT – Sure Hairy!! We’re ready
for a HUGE IC Title match……this should be a classic match……let’s get to the
ring for this epic battle!!! Mista Niggs vs.
The Weazyl (IC Title Match) ANNOUNCER – The following contest
is for the GCW Intercontinental Championship!!!! Now making his way to the
ring…..the challenger……from Whistler, BC…..the former 5-time GCW World
Champion……THE WEAZYL!!!!! His
opponent…….accompanied to the ring by Miss Nipps…….he hails from Jamaica,
Queens……he is the GCW Intercontinental Champion…….MISTA NIGGS!!!! HUNT – We’re ready for this
highly anticipated match!!!! Both men are in the ring…..we’ve got a stairdown
going on……there’s been a lot of trash talking back and forth between Mista
Niggs and all of BAD!!! Weazyl goes for a punch…..it’s blocked by
Niggs…….Niggs throws a punch of his own…….Weazyl hits the mat hard!!!! He’s
out cold!!! What the??? ASSMASTER – First Weazyl gets
knocked out last week while he was refing and now this……..this is horrible
Mikey!!! HUNT – Niggs is going for the
cover……1……2……3!!!! What in the hell???
Mista Niggs just beat the Weazyl with a punch???? He didn’t even hit
him hard……hell I’m not so sure he even hit him at all!!!!! ANNOUNCER – Here is your winner……and
still GCW IC Champion…..MISTA NIGGS!!! (Shane Stevens comes running
down to the ring……) HUNT – It’s Shane
Stevens…….he’s here to back up his long time friend the Weazyl!!!! Why is he
smiling???? He just shook hands with
Mista Niggs!!!! What in the hell is going on here???? You going to tell me this whole match was
a set-up………it can’t be…..Niggs ran over Weazyl and Charter on BLAZE!!! I’m so
confused!! HUNT – You’re always confused
Mike!!! You’re also a jackass!!!! HAHAHA!!! (Shane Stevens grabs a mic…..) SHANE STEVENS – What a
punch!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You can get
up now Weazyl…..man I must say that was one hell of a performance buddy…..you
should win an Oscar for that one!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! I can’t believe GCW and the world is that stupid!!!
HAHAHA!!! They always seem to act
like BAD doesn’t have a plan…….but we ALWAYS have a plan!!!! What a plan it was……having Niggs hit
Charter and Weazyl on BLAZE……making Numb believe that someone in this company
actually gives a rat’s ass about him…….that was pure genius on my part!!!! I put together this big highly anticipated
IC title match……..all just a set up so I could have the honour here tonight
to announce and welcome the NEWEST members of BAD…….the now BAD
Intercontinental Champion…….MISTA NIGGS……and the sexy MISS NIPPS!!!! Just when you thought we couldn’t sink any
lower……..we pull off this materpiece here tonight on Exposed!!!! By the way guys….I must say that was one
of the GREATEST matches in GCW history…..and we all know it’s going to be a
hell of a lot better than tonight’s main event……Zeus and Numb…..two guys that
can’t even come close to matching up with the talent in this ring!!! BAD runs
the show…….we have the BAD World Champ….the Weazyl…..and we have the BAD IC
Champ……Mista Niggs…..and with Shane Stevens as the mind behind it
all……..godamn we’re FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE!!!! Oh yeah and before we leave so we
can get on to that big cage match………I just want to say something to POLIX
TROY!!!! Polix……you say you don’t know who’s running things…..well take a
good look little buddy cuz you’re looking at the man running the show…….and you’re
looking at the most elite group of superstars in the world……..and we run
everything!!!! If I were you Polix I
would make sure that you stay backstage or wherever you are cuz you don’t
want none of BAD….and you sure as hell don’t want to tangle with your
boss……Shane Stevens!!! (The BAD theme music “Fuck
You” by Pharoah Monch begins to play……..Shane throws the mic to the ground
and they all leave the ring with big smiles on their faces…..the fans are
booing real bad and are throwing debrit at BAD as they leave….) HUNT – It was all just a set
up!!! I don’t believe this……what else will these men do??? I mean how much
lower can they go?? ASSMASTER – What are u talking
about……that was great!!! I love BAD…….and adding Mista Niggs……..now they’re
unstoppable just like Shane Stevens said!!! HUNT – That was horrible….I
feel sorry for the fans in attendance…..they got ripped off by Shane Stevens
and BAD!!! I wonder how the World Champ Comfortably Numb feels about what
just went down here LIVE on Exposed!!! ASSMASTER – Who cares about the
GCW World Champ……..me personally I’m more concerned with what the BAD World
Champ and the BAD IC Champ and our boss are doing right now!!!! I should go
backstage and see what kind of celebration is going down…..probably lots of
naked women Mikey…..something I know you’ve never seen before!!!! HUNT – Anyways……it’s time for
our main event……a World Title CAGE match!!!! Let’s get up to the ring for
this one!!! Zeus vs.
Comfortably Numb (World Title Cage Match) ANNOUNCER – The following
contest is a CAGE Match and is for the GCW World Championship!!!! Now making
his way to the ring…..the challenger….from Mount Olympus……he is…….ZEUS!!!!!!
His opponent…….from St. Catherines, Ontario……he is the GCW World
Champion…….here is….COMFORTABLY NUMB!!! HUNT – Both men are in the
cage…..the door is locked……..we’re ready for a classic battle here….as long
as BAD doesn’t come down and ruin it!!! Both men are battling back and
forth….who’s going to get the upper hand…….it looks like Zeus is…….he whips
Numb to the ropes……flying clothesline by Zeus takes Numb down!!!! Remember
fans they can only escape through the door of the cage or up over the top of
that 15 ft. high steel cage!! Zeus pulls Numb back to his feet……..Zeus gives
Numb a hug belly to belly suplex!! Zeus takes Numb and throws him back into
the corner!!! Zeus is going to work on Numb in the corner…….he steps back and
charges in with a HUGE elbow to the side of Numb’s head!!! Zeus whips him to
the far corner….he follows him in….OH a big boot by Numb stops Zeus in his
tracks!!! ASSMASTER – The drunk is coming
back!!! Someone get a beer to
distract him!! HUNT – Numb up top……OH he flies
off with a spinning heel kick that sends Zeus down to the mat!! Numb is going
to try and get out the door…….they’re opening the door….Numb is headed
out…….Zeus is back up…….he’s got Numb’s tights……he’s pulling him back into
the ring…..Numb goes for a clothesline but misses……Zeus nails him with a
knee!!! OH Zeus just rammed Numb’s head off that steel cage!!!! Zeus puts
Numb up on his shoulder…….he’s going to ram him into the cage…..OH MY he rams
him face first into the cage!!! Numb is busted open!!! ASSMASTER – That’s what I like
to see……BLOOD!!!! Make him bleed more……I want to see the champ bleed worse
than he did on BLAZE!!! HUNT – Zeus grabs Numb…….he’s going
to powerbomb him…..OH MY what a powerbomb by Zeus!!! Numb looks like he’s
out……Zeus is going to climb out of the cage…..he’s up on the top rope…..he’s
climbing out!!! He’s got one leg over the top of the cage…….Numb is getting
back to his feet……he’s climbing up after Zeus…..he’s pulling him back
in…..they’re fighting on the top turnbuckle……Numb rams Zeus’ head off the
cage……OH again!!! Numb is going to attempt a superplex here I think…….OH
MY….what a move…..a HUGE superplex off the top rope by Numb!!!! ASSMASTER – Come on Zeus you
jackass…..get up!!!! You can’t let the drunk win!!! I mean hell I don’t like
Zeus either but I’m tired of Numb and his drinking…..i think GCW should send
his ass to AA meetings cuz he’s got a problem!!! HUNT – Numb is the first of the
two to get to his feet…….he grabs Zeus…….Numb gives him a spinning neck
breaker!! Numb’s gotta try and finish off Zeus so he can get out of this
cage….he’s lost a lot of blood in this match!!!! Numb wipes the blood out of
his eyes……..he looking at the blood on his hands……..he’s pissed folks……he
brings Zeus to his feet……..he whips Zeus into the cage!!!! Numb rakes Zeus’
face off the cage…….now Zeus is busted open too!!!! We’ve got a bloody war on
our hands….literally!!! ASSMASTER – Alright more blood!!! HUNT – Numb is going to try and
climb out of this cage!!!! He’s up on
the turnbuckle……he’s climbing out……Zeus is back up…..he staggers over to the
corner and begins to chase after Numb!!! Both bloody superstars are up on the
cage……..they’re both sitting on top……..exchanging puches…..who’s going to
escape??? Zeus knocks Numb off the
top but he’s still on the top turnbuckle…….he’s pulling Zeus back
down….they’re on the turnbuckle fighting again!!!! What a match this has
been…..and no BAD interference either!!!!
Zeus is going to try and superplex Numb off the top…..NO Numb is
fighting back………OH MY GOD……Numb just chokeslammed Zeus off the top rope back
into the ring!!!! Numb is going over the cage…….he’s on top and he’s going
over…….he’s over….all he has to do is make it to the floor and he’s retained
his title……YES he makes it!!!! Numb wins it!!!!! What a match!!!! ANNOUNCER – Here is your
winner……and STILL GCW World Champion…..COMFORTABLY NUMB!!!!! (All members of BAD come
running down to ringside……they attack Comfortably Numb who is a bloody mess
out on the floor……they throw him back in the ring with Zeus and lock the cage
door……) HUNT – I knew they could stay
out of this forever!!!! Why are they doing this……Numb just went through a war
and now they attack him!!!! Look at them put the boots to Numb…….and now
they’re kicking Zeus too!!!!! This is pathetic……what a bunch of cowards that
they attack these guys after this great cage match!!! Stevens is telling
Charter to go up top…..OH Charter nails Zeus with a big moonsault off the
top!!!! He’s telling him to go up top
again……OH a big frog splash on the World Champ!!!! Stevens has got a mic….no
surprise here!!! SHANE STEVENS – Just when you
thought the party was over…..we come out and spice things up again!!! Numb…..you piece of shit………I told you not
to fuck with me or BAD…..I told you but you never listen!!!! Did you think I
would sit by and let you talk shit about the King of Sports Entertainment????
Well if you did you’re a lot dumber than I already know you are!!! I think
you need to lay off the booze buddy….I mean you actually had the nerve to say
to me that I should have set my eyes on a higher prize than the IC
title….like the world title…..well apparently you don’t listen or don’t know
your history!!! I was World Champ….as a matter of fact……I was the longest
reigning GCW champion in HISTORY…..and NO ONE…..ever pinned me 1-2-3 to win
that title from me!!!! I was stripped of the title……so don’t talk to me like
I don’t know about being World Champ……I know all about it….I know about it
all too well!!! Even though Numb you’re probably not going to survive until
Return to Glory next Sunday…..I’ve decided to give the world what they
want………SHANE STEVENS vs. COMFORTABLY NUMB…….World Title on the line!!!!! You
wanted it and now your worst nightmare has come true!!!! I am soooooooo
confident on winning next Sunday…..that I’m going to give you something to
shoot for if you could ever pull off the upset…..I’m going to add a
stipulation that if you should win……..I will return to wrestling FULL TIME on
EVERY GCW show!!!! Remember….I don’t
have to do this….I own this company…..and actually I like sitting in the oral
office handling GCW business…..but because I know I could NEVER EVER lose…….I
say hey…..why not give this jackass so-called World Champion something to
motivate his drunken ass!!! After the beatings we’ve laid
here tonight………EVERYONE better realize that we’re not fucking around……..and
we are the BEST around!!!! Having said that……I don’t want people to thing
it’s easy to become a part of this elite group…..nor do I want people to
think that being a part of BAD is a FREE RIDE!!! (He turns and looks at Charter…) Charter……little buddy…….it’s not working out…….YOU’RE OUT OF
BAD!!!!! (Mista Niggs and Weazyl jump
Charter and put the boots to Charter…..Shane Stevens starts to kick him as
well once he’s down. All of a sudden
“Get Your Roll On” by Big Tymers starts……the crowd goes nuts and Polix Troy
comes walking out with his GCW title in hand…….he starts walking down to the
ring……) SHANE STEVENS – Whoa……..what
in the hell are u doing out here?? Didn’t you hear me warn u earlier about
not showing your face on MY show??? Apparantly you aren’t much smarter then
the three guys laying here in the ring!!! Also to let you know Troy….you’re
not the GCW World Champion…….you may have been the World Champ in the
past…….but back then GCW was run by other people…..now it’s run by ME!!!
Anything with the GCW logo or name on it belongs to ME…..this is my fuckin’
company and everything and everyone in it BELONG TO ME!!!!! (A bunch of Buffalo police
officers come walking out behind Polix Troy……) SHANE STEVENS – Seeing as you
are holding something with that GCW logo on it….something that belongs to
GCW…..NOT YOU…….that means you’re in possession of stolen
property…….officers…….you know what to do…..just pretend we’re in L.A.!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! (The police grab Polix
Troy…..he tries to fight back but there are too many officers…….they cuff
Polix Troy and escort him out of the building………on the GCWtron cameras are
following the cops backstage with Troy……they take him outside and throw him
in the back of a police car……..the police car takes off with Troy in the
back…..) SHANE STEVENS – HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Look at that guys……now that’s funny!!!!! (BAD leaves the ring…….the
fans are throwing a whole lot of crap at them……Shane Stevens stops and picks
up the GCW title taken from Polix Troy……he puts it over his shoulder and
walks away……..they get to the top of the ramp and all flip off the
fans……..then they leave the arena…..) HUNT – I don’t believe
this……Shane Stevens had Polix Troy arrested for carrying around his old GCW
World Title!!!! It was his for crying out loud….he won it a few years ago in
this same company……..Shane had no business doing what he did…..stolen
property??? Polix didn’t steal that title from anyone…..but he sure as hell
had it stolen from himself here tonight on Exposed!!!! ASSMASTER – Polix Troy is a
bum!!! He probably just got the title back out of the pawn shop he pawned it
at when GCW went under!!! He deserved everything he got for what he
did!!!! Polix Troy is nothing but a
petty thief….and not a very smart one either!!!! HUNT – BAD is out of control….I
mean they add a new member tonight and then turn on a member they added last
week……what in the hell are they doing??? Who’s to say they’re not going to
turn on Mista Niggs next week??? ASSMASTER – Shut the hell
up…..you don’t know anything do you Mikey??? They had to show the world and
everyone in GCW that they’re not fucking around and if that means stabbing
someone in the back……well then someone’s gotta be stabbed!!!! HUNT – Where’s does this leave
things heading into the Pay Per View next Sunday?? We know that Shane Stevens
is going to come out of retirement and face the World Champ but the World
Champ isn’t at 100%……..right now he’s not even at 50%…….and what about Blaze
this Wednesday??? We’ve got a lot of questions left unanswered folks……and
we’re out of time……see you Wednesday on BLAZE and next Sunday LIVE on PPV for
GCW Return to Glory!!!!!! Goodnight
fans!!! (Cameras go out to the parking
lot…..BAD is leaving the building…..they’re smiling and having a great
time…….they take all their title belts and get into the BAD limo……the limo
takes off and cameras fade to black.) |
